Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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