This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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