what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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