she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
