it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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