Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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