ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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