Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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