We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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