How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
