Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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