I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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