Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Never joke about your clitoris.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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