No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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