Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
that may or may not have been my penis.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
