My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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