I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick