: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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