whats a polygalesbian?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.