Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.