it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.