The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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