i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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