I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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