you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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