I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha