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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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  shutup! Who?!?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Hahaha April fools!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (239): View more from Florida

  it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.

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  How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!

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• (805): View more from California

  Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha

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