Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
