how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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