my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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