do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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