well you can't waste a boner
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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