Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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