u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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