i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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