I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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