dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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