it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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