Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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