I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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