eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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