I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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