Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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