dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great