So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
NoShamevember. You game?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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