they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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