Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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