I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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