I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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