I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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