You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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