is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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