Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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