Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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