don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I would ride that face into the sunset
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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