just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
