I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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