you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she pinky promised me she was 18
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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