Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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