Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Randomize
