theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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