we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i think i just lost a toe
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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